Good friends and Real friends

I once read something that said "real friends are like bras, close to the heart and always there for support."

The Difference between Good friends and Real friends:

• Good friends will ask for something to eat.
• Real friends will eat you out of house and home.
• Good friends will ring the doorbell.
• Real friends walk right in the house and say "I'm home!"
• Good friends know one or two of your secrets.
• Real friends could blackmail you with all the secrets they know.
• Good friends let you cry on their shoulder.
• Real friends already have a shovel to beat the person who made you cry.
• Good friends lend you their umbrella when its raining.
• Real friends hold your umbrella and say "RUN FORREST! RUN!!!"
• Good friends will come visit you when you are in prison.
• Real friends will be sitting in the cell right next to you saying, "Man we sure screwed that up!"